Heather with the Bangs

favabean05: hacheload: cronusempire: steven-moffat: grim-bark-tier: lordwhat: There should be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:35:14 -0400

hacheload:

cronusempire:

steven-moffat:

grim-bark-tier:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

Well hello there satan

NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.

I would watch the fuck out of that.

just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:34:13 -0400

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:25 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:32:48 -0400

egberts: svvitzerland: egberts: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: What is the opposite of a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:32:27 -0400

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:28 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

bagginspotterkenobi: someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:30:59 -0400

bagginspotterkenobi:

someone on the westeros forum was talking shit about the starks and said “shaggydog sounds like something a 3 year old would name their wolf”

bechnokid: Disney Animation to Live Action ➝ Aladdin THAT...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:30:18 -0400

bechnokid:

Disney Animation to Live Action ➝ Aladdin

THAT JAFAR IS REALLY HOT, WHAT IS GOING ON.

andthentheresallthisshit: deadgomery: theprinceswilly: nosferpatbu: i just saw this picture of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:30:07 -0400

andthentheresallthisshit:

deadgomery:

theprinceswilly:

nosferpatbu:

i just saw this picture of shrek

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

NO NO NO NO NO

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE

therollingseas: michaelshiatusbeard: scarfshipping: yours-trul...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:29:23 -0400

therollingseas:

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

and all of them delicious

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:38 -0400

princesshoff: i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:03 -0400

princesshoff:

i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face

cheyloaf: ideiain: muppet treasure island for me rocky horror...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:26:53 -0400

cheyloaf:

ideiain:

muppet treasure island for me

rocky horror picture show and scary movie 2 :3

daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:52 -0400

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

its-kili: penandpage: sherlockthewizardingavenger: burnupasun: i would like a movie of tony...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:41 -0400

its-kili:

penandpage:

sherlockthewizardingavenger:

burnupasun:

i would like a movie of tony stark and bruce banner just fucking around, like inventing shit and getting froyo and breaking into nasa headquarters and sitting on the couch eating extra cheesy pizza watching back to the future together

And I just want a sitcom of Thor, Loki and Cap trying to figure modern technology out

And a romantic comedy about what happened in Budapest.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:13:39 -0400

fwips: memberoflokisarmy: meandmybabylove: symphrock: nothi...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:11:33 -0400

fwips:

memberoflokisarmy:

meandmybabylove:

symphrock:

nothing-nice-to-say:

This is the only reasonable solution to the lack of pockets in women’s clothing.

reblogging because i would fall instantly in love with a chick if she had those on.

yooooooo

littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:11:14 -0400

littletipoftheshoelace:

theaspiringauthor:

pipjustice:

rockinzayn:

rileylife:

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child.

Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together.

Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl

or if you’re a heterosexual male

Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades.

Apparently you can’t have problems unless someone else justifies them.

hurt-broken-gone: cindersatmidnight: I now pronounce you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:10:15 -0400

hurt-broken-gone:

cindersatmidnight:

I now pronounce you husband and wife..RELEASE THE KRAKEN

ohmygod please

thescienceofjohnlock: dream7790: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeel...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:09:58 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.